is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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