Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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