whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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