Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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