My nipple is on Facebook.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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