I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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