Yo dont text me then not text me
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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