We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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