I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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