Non-Jews are for practice
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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