White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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