my sisters under your porch take her home
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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