That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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