Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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