just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
one might say we're banned from that church
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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