You were right. It hurts to walk today.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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