I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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