whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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