I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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