biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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