Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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