Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize