a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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