that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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