they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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