STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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