Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize