He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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