bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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