Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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