ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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