I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize