my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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