dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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