so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
