another moral hangover. fuck.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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