At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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