We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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