Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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