I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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