Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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