Dual....:-)
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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