mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
There's a naked man in my car right now.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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