he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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