it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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