My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I need to calm my uterus...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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