this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Randomize
