I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The Olympian is in my bed
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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