We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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