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I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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