But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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