i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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